Though I think that Facebook applications have gotten out of hand, there are a few that I enjoy immensely. One of them is Superlatives. They have a list of superlatives that you can give to your friends, or you can make up new ones.

I am most likely to:
–Use the word “superfluous” correctly (3 friends)
–Correct your grammar (2 friends)
–Live abroad (2 friends)
–Be a gangsta (2 friends)

Some of them are particularly spot-on. Lisa has been voted by three people to be most likely to marry Bob Saget AND John Stamos.

The best ones, though, are the ones given to celebrities.

I was reading these and laughing so hard I was crying.

Let’s start with our well-known politicians/attempted presidential candidates:


Stephen Colbert is Most Likely To:
–Be President of the United States (42 people)
–Take over the World (20 people)
–Kick it With Jesus Someday (12 people)
–Make me Laugh (11 people)
–Host their own Talk Show (7 people)
–Turn to Wikipedia for All of Life’s Questions (6 people)
–Be a Badass for Life (6 people)

Barack Obama is Most Likely To:
–Be President of the United States (86 people)
–Make a Difference (53 people)
–Be the Voice of Reason (18 people)
–Inspire Others (9 people)
–Save the Environment from Global Warming (8 people)
–Succeed (5 people)
–Be the Hottest Guy on Facebook (4 people)

Hillary Clinton is Most Likely To:
–Burn in Hell (133 people)
–Be President of the United States (109 people)
–Corrupt the Minds of Young Children (75 people)
–Be Mistaken for the Geico Caveman (24 people)
–Get B#@!? Slapped (16 people)
–Die a Virgin (9 people)
–Have Man Hands (6 people)

George Bush is Most Likely To:
–Burn in Hell (213 people)
–Embarrass Themself in Public (60 people)
–Forget What They Were Saying Mid Sentence (48 people)
–Stare at a Box of O.J. Because it Said Concentrate (41 people)
–Push on a Door that Says Pull (34 people)
–Have Imaginary Friends (31 people)
–Be Distracted by Shiny Objects (28 people)

Bill Clinton is Most Likely To:
–Date 3 People At The Same Time (22 people)
–Giggity Giggity Giggity! (21 people)
–Get Caught Without Underwear On (9 people)
–Be Featured on the Cover of High Times (8 people)
–Get Out of Trouble by Smiling (8 people)
–Be Aroused by Inanimate Objects (6 people)
–Require Embarassing Hospital Visits (4 people)

Beyond perfect — all of them.

Here are a few others:

Donald Trump is Most Likely To:
–Steal Candy from a Baby (16 people)
–Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (10 people)

Michael Vick is Most Likely To:
–Blame it on the Dog (58 people)
–Burn in Hell (28 people)
–End Up in Prison (18 people)

Brad Pitt is Most Likely To:
–Be the Hottest Guy on Facebook (127 people)
–Have the Best Butt Cleavage (8 people)

Paris Hilton is Most Likely To:
–Dress their Pet in Prada & Gucci (70 people)
–Require Embarassing Hospital Visits (14 people)

Love ’em, love ’em, love ’em.

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