The Smoking Gun recently released David Bowie’s mug shot from a 1976 weed possession charge in Rochester, NY. The shot was sealed until now.

Pretty hott, huh?

Part of me wants to get arrested, somehow — hopefully for something noble, like taking part in a political rally, maybe fighting with abortion protestors about to bomb Planned Parenthood or something — just so I can have a mug shot. A hott mug shot.

I’ll plan it in advance, style my hair, do my makeup nicely, practice poses in the nearest shiny thing beforehand. Then I will pose and take the hottest mug shot since Bowie’s.

He was 29 when this was taken, and he is just as sexy now.