I came across this in my gmail contacts:


Whenever I have a tough day, I like to pour myself a glass of wine, order some take-out and put on a DVD of a man getting his skin ripped off for two hours.  Nothing like it!

I did see The Passion of the Christ when it opened sophomore year in college.  I wasn’t exactly the model viewer…

Of all days, I chose that day to order nachos.

At The Passion of the Christ.

Whip!  *Crunch.*  Slap!  *Crunch.*

It seemed like a good idea at the time.