These are the most spectacular, formidable, striking, exquisite, sensational, lovely, delicate, stunning, ugly, gorgeous shoes I have ever seen.  And ingeniously functional!

Check them out here.

Size 8, please.  (They don’t have half sizes.)

They’re on sale.  Only $47.99.

Please?

(Watch.  One of my creepier grammar fans will actually buy them for me.)

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